I really like telling you guys how to set up and become Virtual Assistants but I realised recently that it might be nice if you knew a bit more about me. So after racking my brain for an inordinate amount of time and deleting some rather incriminating and over-shary details, this is what I’ve come up with. Don’t judge me…
1) I’m a massive Trekker
Alright, so you probably already know this about me, but I bet you didn’t know I love Star Trek enough to have attended two conventions.
Oh yes, this nerd not only knows the difference between a Vulcan and a Romulan, she sometimes surrounds herself with people wearing Federation uniforms enviously wishing she had (a blue) one of her own.
2) I didn’t learn to drive until I was 40
Pathetic really but I just never got around to it. I moved to Brighton when I was 23 and you don’t need a car there; plus you can’t afford to park even if you did.
I spent around 90 hours over five weeks and passed first time, but I have to admit that I found it really, really hard.
Three words: Effing. Clutch. Control.
Even now, passing my driving test is still my proudest achievement.
3) I’m a high-functioning introvert
People often think I’m an extrovert because I find it easy to talk to strangers, but it’s a myth that introverts are shy. An extrovert is someone who feels energised by being around other people, whilst introverts feel recharged when they spend time alone.
I love my own company and feel drained if I spend time with large groups of people or don’t get enough time to myself. I can get quite narky if I don’t have space and I much prefer spending time one-to-one or in small groups.
4) I’m terrified of spiders
I’m not just a little bit scared of spiders, I’m completely petrified of them. I know it’s totally irrational, but it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference. I’ve had numerous truly horrific experiences and even the thought of them makes me feel anxious.
I certainly can’t get near enough to kill or trap one by hand so (top tip but this may horrify you) I kill them with Cillit Bang… one spray and BANG! the spider’s gone.
5) I detest cooking
I love food, I just have zero interest in preparing it. Cooking is mind-numbingly dull and something I actively dislike doing.
Other people seem to find it relaxing, but it bores me to tears and I feel frustrated that dinner takes such a massive effort to prepare but only 10 minutes to eat.
Cooking is such a huge waste of time and I would stop doing it if I knew I wouldn’t starve or get scurvy.
6) I don’t pronounce my th’s correctly
I’ve never been able to properly pronounce words with a ‘th’ sound in them and I say fings, fanks, vis and vat instead. A friend of mine always laughs when I ask “do they?” because it sounds like I’m saying duvet.
Apparently, this is called Th-Fronting and it’s an actual thing – although discovering this only makes me feel slightly better! Although I sometimes feel a little self-conscious, it’s just the way things (fings) are.
I am well aware that I probably sound like an imbecile though.
7) I hate New Year’s Eve
I’ve never been fussed about New Year – or ‘forced fun night’ as I call it.
If I recall you have to dress up, spend loads of money, queue for ages for a price-hiked drink in a sweaty, rammed pub, feel a bit awkward at midnight, risk hypothermia trying to get home on foot or pay £250 for a taxi (if you can find one), pick your way through pools of vomit, then wake up the next day feeling rough as a badger’s behind.
I haven’t missed anything, have I?
8) I’m infatuated with Italy
I’ve been to a lot of places around the world but my favourite country by far is Italy. I go there wherever I can and even my Italian friends say I’ve seen more of the country than they have.
I’ve been to Rome seven times (so far) and the first time I saw the Amalfi coast I felt my heart fly out of my chest and into the Bay of Naples where it lives to this day.
Italy is my soul country.
9) I’m always inappropriately dressed for the weather
I’m a grown woman yet it’s a well-known fact amongst my friends that I am ALWAYS inappropriately dressed for the weather.
If it’s really hot then I’ll be the one in the black ninja-like outfit (probably wearing a polo neck), and if it’s freezing I’ll have no socks on or be wearing a really flimsy coat.
I’m actually an exceptionally organised person, just not sartorially for some reason.
10) I collect Funkos and Lego Minifigures
Although I don’t have tons of them, I have a fair amount of Funkopops, Bobbleheads and Lego Minifigs. I have one large printer’s tray full of assorted Lego peeps and two smaller ones dedicated to zombie and Game of Thrones dudes.
I mean, what self-respecting VA doesn’t categorise their Lego?
I sometimes walk around and admire them when I brush my teeth. Which isn’t at all weird… right?
11) I’m well prepared for the zombie apocalypse
Obviously, I intend to be one of the people not turned into the shambling undead so I’ve spent more time than is probably healthy thinking of the best way to survive the apocalypse including escape routes, weaponry and what I’d pack in my bug-out bag*.
* A crowbar, a wind-up radio, my glasses (plus a spare pair), a penknife, a Maglite, a lighter, penicillin, water, water purifying tablets and warm layers just in case you were wondering.
12) I’m obsessed with my dog
I adopted my little dog Monty in Montenegro in December 2021 and I am totally obsessed with him.
I’d always wanted a dog but thought it was impossible because I travel so much. However, I found travelling by myself quite lonely at times so I decided to slow down and make room in my life for a pup.
Monty is the love of my life.
From his little chicken drummer legs to his adorable rubbable-tummy, I absolutely adore my furry-faced darling and my life wouldn’t be the same without him.
13) I’m uneducated
I only got five GCSEs and one A-level. I didn’t go to university but I’m resourceful, resilient, adaptable, constantly learning and I’ve always been determined to achieve whatever I set my mind to.
I am definitely proof that you don’t need to be traditionally educated to engineer a happy life on your own terms.
14) I detest bracket faces and LOLs
I don’t mind a proper little emoticon but I can’t bear smiley faces made with brackets or when people write LOL or ROFL or some other equally annoying acronym.
Some people think you can’t tell how a message is intended if there isn’t some stupid face in it – whereas I think that if you can’t express yourself clearly without using brackets then you don’t have a good enough grasp of the English language and should rewrite your message.
Many of my friends disagree but they’re clearly wrong.
15) I’m a huge history nerd
Nothing excites me more than a medieval castle and a good amphitheatre. I’m really into the history of the English monarchy (especially the Tudors) and I rarely read fiction. Instead, I can usually be found reading books on The Romans, Pompeii, or forensic archaeology before I go to sleep.
16) I’m mental about films
I would definitely class myself as a film nerd. The cinema is my second home and I often take myself to afternoon matinees.
I particularly like disaster and zombie films (watching people run and panic en masse delights me) and I love the Coen Brothers, Woody Allen and Wes Anderson films. I’ll often go to see a film more than once and I can literally talk about films all night.
17) I crochet
Many years ago I decided to learn a hobby that would take me away from my computer screen, so I taught myself to crochet with a book and YouTube (the irony of learning from YouTube is not lost on me). I particularly like making blankets and I’ve taught many other people how to crochet.
18) I have a Scanner personality
Man years ago a career coach friend diagnosed me as having a Scanner personality and my life suddenly made sense.
Scanners are people who like variety. The problem is they sometimes have so many ideas that they’re paralysed with indecision, or they start lots of things and never finish them.
After hearing about Scanners I read a brilliant life-changing book called ‘Refuse to Choose: A Revolutionary Program for Doing Everything That You Love’ by Barbara Sher. I discovered I was a ‘cyclical plate-spinning Scanner’ and I learned a number of practical ways I could get everything done without going mental.
It was a life-changing revelation, actually.
19) I changed my surname by deed poll
I’m not going to tell you what my original surname was but I never felt like it suited me and the only person with the same name is my biological father (who is an absolute bell-end) so I changed it.
I incorporated the spelling of my step-father’s surname (Munn) and reinvented myself with my own self-chosen surname of Munro when I was in my early 30’s.
I also removed my middle name of Tracey (can you tell I was born in the 70’s?) and replaced it with the initial T. So my legal name is now Joanne T Munro instead of Joanne Tracey surnameihated.
20) I collect photos of signs
This is kind of a weird one but I’m fascinated by bonkers safety signs. I have a whole folder full of surreptitiously taken photos from around the world of images showing what happens if you do something stoopid.
They greatly amuse me and made me inordinately happy.
Of course, there are loads more such as my book obsession, my love of foreign graveyards, my coffee snobbery and how I ruined my Girl’s World by drawing a beard on her, but I really should stop now before you decide I’m actually a mentalist and call Social Services.
Now it’s your turn. Do you share any of my foibles and can you relate to any of my experiences?
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